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scrunchyblaine:

dapperdick:

withblaineontop:

Rock salt and other salt-based ice melters contain sodium chloride or potassium chloride which can heat up to 175 degrees when exposed to water, ice, and low temperatures. Often these white pellets (crystals) sit on ice and snow surfaces for a long period before penetrating. 

Now tell me…would you like a slushie with this stuff in it in your eyes? 

Simply put, for those that need this dumbed down further; Blaine basically got a miniature ball of jagged, blunt force covered in fire all up in his eye. And if it’s a deep scratch then I imagine the salt was embedded in his cornea.

Think of the eyeball as a knot of nerves and veins that travel to the brain. Short distance, I know. Which is why if you get something in your eye you’re almost always frantic to get it out as soon as possible. Because fucking Christ something is in your EYE and it’s the most terrible thing ever.

Except this wasn’t dust or an eyelash. It was a rock.

So fuck you if you think he’s a priss for reacting badly. Go shove a rock in your eye and prove to me you can act otherwise.

additionally i’d like to point out that rapid blinking is a reflex reaction to negative stimuli - if you get something in your eye, you blink excessively and your eyes ‘water’ in an involuntary attempt to expel the substance. i stress involuntary because there is nothing you can consciously do to stop it - put lemon juice in your eyes try to keep them open. it’s very difficult.

sodium and potassium chloride are hard, crystalline structures. to put it in context, structure of rock salt would have the consistency similar to that of very small pieces of glass. every time blaine blinks, they would have been scraped across his eyes - and his body would be trying very hard to expel them. so in summary, blaine’s body was gradually forcing tiny, sharp shards deeper into his eyes against his conscious will while he was lying on the ground screaming and there was absolutely nothing he could do about it.

struckbysherlock:

Blaine took rocks to the eye.
He has to get surgery.
Because he was protecting his boyfriend.

(Source: gumbygron)

dearhaleyb:

callmekitto:

i-found-you-justine-time:

chatterboxrose:

It’s like Kurt probably sat Blaine down and caught him up on everything that has gone down with New Directions since it began. And Blaine was probably so confused at the relationship drama that he needed a diagram and stuff. Its just really adorable that Blaine knows all this stuff.

“Mr. Shue let a drunk into the glee club?”

“Wait, I forget, is this when Rachel was with Puck, or when she was chasing Mr. Shue?” 

“Wow, a lot of people were into Finn, huh Kurt.” 

“You don’t still have your Cherrio outfit, do you?”

“What’s with you guys and babies?”

“Wait, he actually thought he got Quinn pregnant that way?”

“Is this before or after that St. James guy egged Rachel..?”

“Her water broke in the middle of Regionals?”

“You wore heels for a Gaga number? Are there pictures??”

“Rachel cheated on Jesse…with Finn? She chose Finn, over Jesse and Puck?”

“Wait, Finn has egged people several times and never apologized, but you still like him better than the guy who egged Rachel once and later apologized for it?”

“Finn is a horrible dancer and Rachel still slept with him after all of those girls told her not to?”

“SHE SAID YES!?!?”

dearhaleyb:

I fucking hate people.

People who judge me for liking something.

I get so much crap about liking Glee so much.

Tonight it just really got to me when a friend tagged me in a post that I wasn’t sure whether to take it as a compliment or an insult. 

It said this:

“Every time I watch Glee all I can do is imagine Haley Brewer throwing a fit at everything Darren Criss does.”

7 people liked that status, six of them being people I consider friends and one being my mom who just had to comment with a

“OMG… she critiques and commentates the ENTIRE FREAKING SHOW!!!! Yall just don’t understand!! It’s excruciatingly painful to have to watch anything with her let alone that show!!! And don’t get me started on the current fight over Twilight we are having right now!!!”

and that got three likes. I told them “Ugh. I will for now on out not give a crap about anything. Everyone always gives me such a hard time about getting excited for pop culture things. I’m just not an interesting person, so I have this. It’s my outlet. But oh nooo, can’t have that.”

I went on to remove Glee from my favorite shows, music, and I deleted my twitter. I have sworn I will no longer talk about Glee outside of my tumblr. Screw them all.

I LOVE YOU BB! YOU CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT GLEE ALL YOU WANT AND IT WON’T ANNOY ME! THEY HAVE STICKS UP THEIR BEHINDS!

missscarlett21:

amichkala:

fckyeahitslauren:

missscarlett21:

is my headcanon that Blaine’s parents ARE in fact home, and in order to avoid drama/pissed parents, Kurt decided not to join Blaine on the bed, and kept his safe distance in the chair next to the bed. Also, they were maybe sort-of expecting Finn and Rachel (or one or the other), so getting cuddly just wasn’t on the agenda.

And as for reading magazines instead of talking about “real” stuff? Blaine is high on pain meds, so having any conversation of substance would just be useless. 

Anything else makes me kind of upset, so I am sticking to this. 

For some reason the idea of Kurt reading the magazine to Blaine because of his injured eye and doped-up state is really fucking adorable to me.

Can we get some fic where this scene (pre-finchel) is happening and Blaine starts saying really inappropriate things, not trying to be sexy, but just because he’s so very out of it?

plz

Yes!! I imagine he’d be handsy/touchy just like when he’s drunk and Kurt’s just like “No, honey…your parents are downstairs.”

I also like this as an alternative as to why Kurt is in the chair rather than on the bed! Blaine kept trying to grope him or something…so being the responsible one that Kurt is, he got up and sat in the chair to read to Blaine instead. 

Either of these work for me now. 

worlds-only-consulting-fangirl:

FOR ACTUALLY CARING ABOUT BLAINE

AND BEING AMAZING